£50k for a cackling old witch!
[info]nomadrush
Wookey Hole is a local tourist attraction that likes to get a bit of publicity when it can and their latest PR quest involves offering £50,000 to a cackling old hag! lol

Yes, they want a new witch at Wookey and the "pro rata" salary is based on a £50k annual package!

Now they didn't NEED nationwide publicity to fill this role, Glastonbury is full of cackling old "women" many of whom SHOULD be shipped to Wookey Hole and left there, with the spills shared between them! Glastonbury would be a much better place without some of them lol!

Seriously though, if that job is worth £50k then I'm obviously in the wrong profession!

Last time we approached Wookey to support Glastonbury Radio with a spot of advertising, they said they had no budget left lol! Perhaps we should have told them we woiuld throw in a few old witches!

Ross

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